THOUGHTS THAT WILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY

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• "NOTHING" STARTS WITH N AND ENDS WITH G
• IF YOU WEIGH 99 POUNDS AND YOU EAT A POUND OF NACHOS, ARE 1 PERCENT NACHO
• IF YOU DROP SOAP ON THE GROUND, IS THE SOAP CLEAN OR IS THE GROUND DIRTY?
• IF A VEGETARIAN EATS VEGETABLES, WHAT DOES A HUMANITARIAN EAT
• AT THE DATE OF JUNE 21 2025, WE ARE CLOSER TO 2050 THAN WE ARE TO 2000
• WHAT IF THERE ARE MORE NINJAS OUT THERE BUT WE ONLY KNOW ABOUT JAPANS NINJAS, BECAUSE THEY ARE SO BAD AT BEING NINJAS
• IF YOU TOOK CARE OF CHICKENS, WOULD IT MAKE YOU A CHICKEN TENDER?
• YOUR NOSE RUNS BUT YOUR FEET SMELL
• THE FIRST 3 DIGITS OF π HELD UP TO A MIRROR ACTUALLY SPELL OUT "PIE"
• IF SNAILS ARE SO SLOW WHY DO WE NEVER SEE THEM COMING
• WHEN YOU BUY A PIZZA,THE BOX IS A SQUARE, THE PIZZA IS A CIRCLE AND THE SLICES ARE TRIANGLES
• WHICH ORANGE CAME FIRST, THE COLOR OR THE FRUIT ?
• A MECHANIC HOPES THAT YOUR CAR GETS BROKEN, A DOCTOR HOPES YOU GET SICK, BUT ONLY A THIEF WISHES YOU PROSPERITY
• THE SOLE PURPOSE OF A LOCK IS TO TURN A DOOR INTO A WALL
• AT THE AGE OF 30, YOU WILL HAVE SPENT A MONTH OF YOUR LIFE CELEBRATING YOUR BIRTHDAY
• WHEN A BALLOON IS HALF INFLATED IT IS COMPLETELY FULL
• IF APPLE MADE A CAR WILL IT STILL HAVE WINDOWS?
• WHY AREN'T IPHONE CHARGERS JUST CALLED APPLE JUICE?
• IF YOUR SHIRT ISNT TUCKED INTO YOUR PANTS, ISNT YOUR PANTS TUCKED INTO YOUR SHIRT?
• IF IT RAINS ON A SUNDAY ISN'T IT NOW A RAINDAY?